What happened tonight? Debbie Williams, the American Idol stage manager was injured and taken to the hospital when those retractable stairs retracted while she was on them. Early reports are that her injuries were minor. Then the stage started falling and one of the giant American Idol orbs and columns partially collapsed. Dress rehearsal was cancelled. MJ’s blog crashed and the MTV live blog stopped at 8:38 edt (I later read the rest of it). I am grateful that no one was hurt tonight.
I am at a loss for words to describe how much I hated American Idol tonight. I hated the duets. I think Slash was a waste. I thought the judging tonight was meaningless jabber. The song choices, for the most part. were terrible. I thought the American Idol rock song performances were vapid. The arrangements were cookie cutter. I was so disgusted with American Idol tonight that I went to my office, made a mix of my American Idol Rock Song predictions and played them at a disturbing volume. That would have made for a fascinating show.
Now that my temper tantrum is over, time for a little empathy. Missing the dress rehearsal obviously bothered the performers. We don’t know how much of the dress rehearsal was completed before the accidents but some of the American Idol performers looked uncharacteristically uncomfortable. Also, someone they know was injured and taken to the hospital before their eyes. Allison was timid in her performance and then argumentative during her judging. That is just the opposite of her usual demeanor. Kris Allen seemed mad the whole night. Danny Gokey was irritated during the judges comments. I must believe that they were shaken and concerned about their friend and maybe a little nervous about the set. Too bad we can’t give the American Idol performers a pass tonight.
American Idol Season 8 Rock Song Performance Ratings
I am ignoring the duets tonight. They were meaningless filler. Really, what did you learn about Christina music performers Danny Gokey or Kris Allen from “Renegade”? What did “Slow Ride” tell you about Adam Lambert or Allison Iraheta, other than 17 year old girls singing inappropriate lyrics at 9 edt on national television is apparently something to be applauded? The only time rockers did these stupid duets was on stupid 70′s variety shows. “The Weight” is cycling through my song preview mix for the second time. I am feeling better. Remember last week when I said all of the performers earned an “A” in my Rat Pack performance review, well everyone gets no more than a “C” tonight so I am ranking on a curve.
- Danny Gokey, yep, that mess Danny Gokey threw out there tonight was my favorite Americna Idol rock performance. Why? The opening to “Dream On” looked to be a struggle for him, his breathing seemed off and he fought to find a groove. Toward the middle he cut loose with his voice and then he built the song until–The Scream. So far, everyone hates it. I liked it. I don’t know how many notes he stumbled through on that final scream but we could probably score a few scrabble points with those letters. But I don’t care, it is was guttural, primal, cathartic and insane.
- Allison Iraheta picked the right song but she held back. “Cry Baby” is an angry, hurting rant at a former boyfriend. Allison need to wring the emotion out of the song but, instead she sang the set-ups and transitions while avoiding the meat of the song. I had high hopes but Allison played this American Idol performance uncharacteristically safe.
- Adam Lambert took the show by storm by cranking through Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love”. I am sorry, from the first moment all I could hear was Robert Plant screaming through he phone to Jimmy Page, “NEVER AGAIN WILL WE ALLOW THAT BLOODY, LAME SHOW TO GUT ONE OF OUR SONGS”. I played the original for my wife and then replayed Adam’s American Idol version and she nailed it. “He doesn’t believe in the emotion of the song.” This was another in a long line of big, loud, brassy empty American Idol performances by Adam Lambert. I don’t know what everyone is buying but I am not interested.
- Kris Allen seemed off tonight. From the opening verse of his duet with Danny to his placid walk through of “Come Together”, Kris seemed angry and uninterested. “Come Together” was a terrible song choice. For the second week in a row, Kris Allen has kept his magical arranging skills under wraps. There is just very little you can do with this song. We have seen many others fail (isn’t this song the last one Carly Smithson did last year) with “Come Together”. Kris sang well but you did not get the feeling he really cared that much.
Just in case you did not notice, I was disappointed by American Idol tonight.
Given all of the accidents and distractions tonight and given that Slash was such a terrible mentor, I think we should skip elimination this week and eliminate two next week. American Idol producers, don’t you agree? Just in case 19 Entertainment does not clip this blog for the producers, here are my predictions:
Bottom two Allison Iraheta Kris Allen
Going home Allison Iraheta
On Thursday morning the studio performances will be available for iTunes and we will be able to see how much of tonight’s show was attributable to the dress rehearsal accidents and how much was Slash’s fault. In the meantime download some of the great performances dating all the way back to Felicia Barton and Mishavonna Henson from the Top 36.